Parjrock

Parjrock is as sneaky as he looks like! Favorite tactic is to pretend to support a drive but as soon as their backs are turned he legs it towards the place on the pitch with fewest or rather no other players.
This is why he`s often received the ball lately, many believe that this is because Team Kap`n Squiturdbum wants him hurt (badly!!) and thus makes him the opponents sole focus.