Result added January 9th, 2017
Motbydelig Horde 1994 versus Cleveland Brown Rats. Classic dwarf on rat action. In a preseason friendly these teams tied at 1-1 with the Clevlanders coming really close to wining the game in the final minutes. Today 19,000 excited Browncoats and Hordes show up to watch another exciting showdown.
Motbydelig Horde 1994 win the coin toss and choose to kick. Expecting to play defense Cleveland Brown Rats stand around looking confused as the chaos dwarfs blitz through their offensive line. Barag Galopp and a hobgoblin charge upfield to cover the ball. Big Hand Insane Bolt does what he do best by casually walking up to Barag Galopp, picking up the ball, hoping away, and make a short pass to Luigi Cugine. Motbydelig Horde 1994 now over extended can only helplessly watch as Luigi Cugine runs for his first ever touchdown.
For the next drive Barag Galopp, a hobo, journeyman, and Edward Vermin takes the reserves bench, overcome with heat exhaustion. Cleveland Brown Rats kicks shallow. A hobgoblin picks up the ball and runs upfield to join the wide cage. Zorn-Bak-Kyrre gets goes of with a fine start punch goal scorer Luigi Cugine right out of the game. Motbydelig Horde 1994 cage offensive move slowly down the field as the rats works on getting to the ball carrier hobo. Motbydelig Horde 1994 has been forced left when Al Cafone is finally able to complete the sack. The ball carrying hobo is injured leaving 8 players on each side. Journeyman hobo takes over the ball to run down on the left field. Multiple sack attempts by speeding rats fails. Even the fans throwing bottles, rocks, and feces is unable to prevent the somewhat talented hobo from scoring the equalizer.
For the second half Barag Galopp is back on the field. Both teams can field nine players for the kick off. Following the quick reactions of the first half Motbydelig Horde 1994 gets a quick snap. A hobgoblin picks up the ball brining it behind the dwarf line. The chaos dwarf offense goes down the right side. Rats are being punched down everywhere. In a sudden turn of events Babe Ruthless is able to take down the ball carrier, while Edward Vermin, as he does, pick up the loose ball. Being surrounded by opposing players the possession turns out to be quite limited. Somewhat talented journeyman from first half is able to reclaim the ball Secured by seven team mates the somewhat talented hobo is able to move the ball up field. For good measure team owner, chef financial officer, head coach and team captain Zorn-Bak-Kyrre kill Arnie the Squealer. Squealer indeed. A few moments later the skaven miracle apothecary is able to bring the poor lineman back to the world of the living.
Just when a Motbydelig Horde 1994 touchdown seems inevitable Barag Galopp blocks the somewhat talented hobgoblin. The circumstances around this incident is still unclear. Ball goes out of the field and gets thrown back towards the chaos dwarfs half of the pitch. A waiting Insane Bolt is able to pick up the ball and run down the field. Arnold Schwartzenratte moves to assist. A hobo manages to down Insane Bolt, who is undeterred and quickly regain the ball. Comming in from the left side Overherre Svart is able to stand in the way and tackle the ball carrier as he is going for the games final touchdown.
Game ends 1-1.
Zorn-Bak-Kyrre is the obvious MVP for the Chaos Dwarf side. Edward Vermin get a MVP for horned blitzing of hobgoblins.