Trump Tower Praetorians

Race:  Human
Coach:  Koba Borsk
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Bulletin board from the coach
Apr. 22nd, 2017 - old news
Lies!
Regarding the nasty rumours that Biggus Dickus has joined the folk smelling undead og Norsk Rakfolkfestival, we just want to say:

It is all a SAD lie! Biggus Dickus is not even dead! He went off to form a new and better team with Tupac and Elvis! He will be back and greater than ever.

In fact, what is a lie. Reality is merely a subjective interpretation of sensual stimulation, so what we say is real is AS good as anything, really when you think about it.

Anyway: always remember Biggus Dickus died for our sins!
- Koba Borsk
 
 
Apr. 12th, 2017 - old news
Mourning
As we pour one out in memory of a fallen comrade, Biggus Dickus, we also celebrate a new addition to the team!
- Koba Borsk
 
 
Feb. 17th, 2017 - old news
FAKE NEWS!!!
I open the newspapers and what I read is chaos, that we haven't won in four matches and that three players are benched due to injuries.

This is the opposite of the truth. Sure we have lost a bit, but this is fake news because so much in the news is fake. This team is running like a fine tuned machine!
- Koba Borsk
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
Semi Pro XIII, ROTYL XVII
Trophies won:
none


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