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Sep. 20th, 2008
Fighting skinks
We do not fear tackling nor diving tackling skinks for one simple reason: We do not run (and certainly don`t hide). If you run, you just die tired...

We think we can disiplinate those obnoxious skinks simply by bear hugging them to (even permanent) silence. "Twisted" Sister´s natural ZZ cup bosom can be quite breathtaking...

Anyhow: We look forward to meet Jungelfeber for the first time.
- Hannibal Hector
Sep. 15th, 2008
Arrogance will lead us unto disaster sooner or later, but for the moment we are more than pleased with our five wins and a draw so far this season :D

And while we admire our own glory:
This weekend we caused 12 casualties and suffered none!
This is of course a clear evidence of devine intervention.

Our Sisterhood has learned 25 skills spread pretty evenly among us, but not a single roll is a stat increase :(
In this matter we suspect intervention from a jealous god with a goat foot...
- Hannibal Hector
Aug. 21st, 2008
Back in Black Robes
We felt we were not experienced enough to enter the A-series, but after two initial victories it obviously was the right decision. We are as greatful as ever to the Lady in the Lake. In our first match She surely must have seduced Old Nuffle Himself, and this helped us a lot.

Tuesday 26 We will meet The Journeymen. We have a tendency to lose foucus a bit against fabulous elves in tight pants, but we will practise for this situation in our monastary prior to the game.
- Hannibal Hector
Aug. 5th, 2008
From Rats to Mice
This Season I will try to succeed with Fourteen Nun Blondes after three attempts with Ratten Kameraten in the League. Besides the rather obvious ones I will try to point out a few of the differences between the two teams:

"Twisted" Sister has a better AV than Rattus Norvegicus, but he has far more skills. I therefore think the skaven big guy is the best.

Rudiger Rattus and Reinhard Rattus are better than the human blitzers because of access to mutations. However this is more than compensated for by the fact that Fourteen Nun Blondes has 4 blitzers. The humans therefore have the best blitzers.

Willy Vånd, Jorge Jordrotte, Der Rattenführer and Manfred von Rinnstein are superior catchers, no need to analyze this aspect further.

Vetle Werfer and Mother "Hail" Mary are very simular, but Vetle Werfer has one more AG and Mother "Hail" Mary has one more AV plus block than the other. Vetle Werfer is perhaps slightly better, but needs better protection, an aspect of the game skavens don´t master very well.

The human linemen are better than their skaven counterparts in my opinion. AV8 is more important than MA7.

The conclucion is that both teams in sum are equally good, but the Nuns are just gorgeous, and you can´t say that about the Rats. And to be honest we thought that MaestroEJ would switch to Duftham Skulltakers and wreak havoc with Khorne Colossus this season...
- Hannibal Hector
July 16th, 2008
Greased palms
In the second half of the match Journeymen - Fourteen Nun Blondes (Season V, Semi Pro) Colin "bomber" Harris snake eyed three times and rolled another "1". One might think he tried to throw Long Bombs in very sunny conditions, but the agile elf was simply trying to pick up the ball!

Suspicious minds might think that the nuns "greased his palms", but the fact is he greased them himself in the girls locker room in the half time break. So the Nuns are, as always, innocent- Sort of...
- Hannibal Hector
July 6th, 2008
CP for Cunning Plan
Our worst loss ever was the match Bordellaux Broncos - Fourteen Nun Blondes (Season V, Semi Pro). Soon we will have the opportunity to revenge this loss, and we have come up with a cunning plan which we hope will bring us victory.

Fourteen Nun Blondes tend to lose focus against agile, handsome elven males, but this time we think we have found the remedy for it.
- Hannibal Hector
May 3rd, 2008
The Lady in the Lakes showed herself as a blazing sun in our first two, victorius games, but obviously left us talone after that. After that we have been coached by one of the most experienced (and least successfull) head coaches in the series.

So far in the series he is responsible for 22 matches, far more than any other.

But only 8 games were wins, 2 were draws and 12 were losses. Or in his own terms:

36% wins
9% draws
55% losses

Hannibal Hector is a former teacher, and more than happy to share his wisdom with his opponents. The only problem is that his opponents gets better and better, while Hannibal Hector doesn´t evolve at all...
- Hannibal Hector
Apr. 2nd, 2008
Old World Order
We continue to battle the forces of Chaos, this time Duftham Skulltakers was beaten by our courageous Order. Borgol was so discouraged after the match Duftham Skulltakers - Fourteen Nun Blondes (Season V, Semi Pro), that he decided to leave the Old World completely, and return to the purgatory he originated from.

To help us we brought in Morg´n´Thorg and Helmut Wulff. Morg was such a gentleman and helped us a lot against the largest creatures of Chaos. Helmut wasn´t a gentleman at all, but volountared to play for us for a ridiculously low cost, including a free chainsaw, which proved to be a much more effective weapon against Duftham Skulltakers than prayers and Holy Water.

Next time we will play the gorgeous Bordellaux Broncos- not to honour the virtues of our Order, but for pure fun...

This time we plan to invite a real macho man to our team; Mighty Zug.
- Hannibal Hector
Mar. 26th, 2008
Praise the Blessed Lady
In our debut match we managed to beat Brute Force. The match tested our courage and bravery to the limit. Justice made the ultimate sacrifice, and sadly passed away after a great performance; she seriously injured a beastmen and made a goal.

We will continue to persue the Spawns of Chaos, which threaten the balance of the Old World. Next match will be against Duftham Skulltakers, and this time we have bargained for almost our entire team value in inducements...
- Hannibal Hector
Fourteen Nun Blondes
Race:  Human
Coach:  Hannibal Hector

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